The Federation of Emergency puppet 84 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.904 billion Emergency puppet 84ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 84ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,562 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared that sharing is uncaring, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 84's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency puppet 84 is ranked 192,860^th in the world and 195^th in Emergency Puppet for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.