The Brave New World of EldOradO2 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Cyborg CEO Jack Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.761 billion Eldoradonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldoradonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,727 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 370,463 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, triple black diamond is the only ski difficulty, and model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EldOradO2's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

EldOradO2 is ranked 305,797^th in the world and 240^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.