The State of Eileanan Arcaibh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.964 billion Eileanan Arcaibhians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Eileanan Arcaibhian economy, worth 990 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,373 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,869 per year while the poor average 3,136, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Eileanan Arcaibh has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eileanan Arcaibh's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eileanan Arcaibh is ranked 92,571^st in the world and 1^st in Orkney Isles for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.