The Federation of Eastern Eshonis is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9 million Eastern Eshonisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.0%.

The Eastern Eshonisian economy, worth 394 billion Eshonisian rubles a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,795 Eshonisian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, claiming it smells like rain can land you in a storm of trouble, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and the government is said to have a martyrdom complex. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Eshonis's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eastern Eshonis is ranked 276,372^nd in the world and 355^th in Edoca for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,773.45 Standard Monetary Units.