The Federal Republic of EAIM is a mid-sized, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 50 million EAIM Workers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The EAIMian economy, worth 2.52 trillion Eshonisian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,447 Eshonisian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, you can check out of an asylum if you've changed your mind, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EAIM's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EAIM is ranked 206,906^th in the world and 407^th in Edoca for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.12 percentage of bribes refused.