The Republic of Eaaaaaa is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 32 million Eaaaaaans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Eaaaaaan economy, worth 1.42 trillion Hungies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,439 Hungies , with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eaaaaaa's national animal is the Orna , which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eaaaaaa is ranked 23,858^th in the world and 55^th in Aeternum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,932.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.