The Queendom of E2 Whislash is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 887 million E2 Whislashians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong E2 Whislashian economy, worth 48.0 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,117 ★★★★★s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,178 per year while the poor average 6,910, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Rioting and unrest sweep the nation, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, and E2 Whislash has designated E2 Whislash City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. E2 Whislash's national animal is the Kuranta, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

E2 Whislash is ranked 11,314^th in the world and 4^th in Kazimierz for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,715.34 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.