The Commonwealth of Draphloth is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.216 billion Achorias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Corvion City. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Achorian economy, worth 131 trillion Gears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,758 Gears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draphloth's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Draphloth is ranked 305,746^th in the world and 8^th in Bethsaida for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.73 on the Bus Surprisal Index.