The Empire of Draecovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Robin XXVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.558 billion imperial citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakengaard. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Draecovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,946 trillion florens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,784 florens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', war vets look after war animals, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Draecovia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Cult of Eternal Darkness.

Draecovia is ranked 126,789^th in the world and 1^st in Intarctica for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,479.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.