The Rogue Nation of DorkSouls is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John DorkSouls with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 804 million Chosen Undeads live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient DorkSoulsian economy, worth 115 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 143,871 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,290 per year while the poor average 35,709, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. DorkSouls's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DorkSouls is ranked 222,657^th in the world and 3^rd in Beef for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.