The Colony of Doris is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.183 billion Dorisians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Dorisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 67,090 drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Doris has designated Doris City as its capital city, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, Leader has just been declared ruler of Doris in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Doris's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Doris's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Doris is ranked 44,322^nd in the world and 9^th in Department Store for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,930.24 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.