The Republic of Do not touch is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning stardust population. The hard-working population of 173 million Do not touchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Do not touchian economy, worth 7.08 trillion moonlarks a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,942 moonlarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Do not touch's national animal is the stardust.

Do not touch is ranked 201,668^th in the world and 67^th in One in a Million for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.