The Democratic States of DN 7 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 797 million DN 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The strong DN 7ian economy, worth 38.9 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 48,752 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. DN 7's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DN 7 is ranked 220,946^th in the world and 10^th in Cubers DN for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.