The Kingdom of Devil with Nukes 17 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.32 billion Devil with Nukes 17ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Devil with Nukes 17ian economy, worth 227 trillion Nukes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,451 Nukes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,832 per year while the poor average 15,325, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Devil with Nukes 17's national animal is the Nuke Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Devil with Nukes 17 is ranked 231,407^th in the world and 25^th in Horsemen of the Apocalypse for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.