The Klutzy Hooves of Derpy is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 8.776 billion Derpyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Derpyian economy, worth 210 trillion Bits a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,956 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derpy's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Derpy is ranked 168,929^th in the world and 7^th in Pony Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.