The Kingdom of Denyssia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Denys III with a fair hand, and notable for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.109 billion Denyssians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavograd. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Denyssian economy, worth 510 trillion Denyssian talars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,890 Denyssian talars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and Denyssians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denyssia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Denyssia is ranked 22,885^th in the world and 351^st in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 85.9 on the Human Development Index.