The Kingdom of Den Pich is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 547 million Den Pichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Den Pichian economy, worth 60.0 trillion Rings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 109,648 Rings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,386 per year while the poor average 30,973, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Interest in globalism never flags, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Den Pich's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Den Pich is ranked 54,983^rd in the world and 6^th in Kryndel for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.