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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,840thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,410thLowest Crime Rates: 3,589th
The Matriarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Free lunch for all
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Demosoucia

Population3.803 billion

CapitalNouva Lounchtablia

CurrencyMark
AnimalBadger

The Matriarchy of Demosoucia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.803 billion Demosoucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouva Lounchtablia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Demosoucian economy, worth 853 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 224,384 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demosoucia's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Demosoucia is ranked 18,267th in the world and 2nd in The Lunch Table for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,710.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,840thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,410thLowest Crime Rates: 3,589thMost Developed: 3,609thLargest Governments: 3,907thMost Efficient Economies: 4,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,749thSmartest Citizens: 4,784thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,631stHealthiest Citizens: 6,789thMost Patriotic: 6,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,162ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,778thLargest Retail Industry: 7,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,412thHighest Average Incomes: 8,507thMost Secular: 9,916thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,207thHighest Food Quality: 10,751stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,650thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,945thMost Cultured: 13,068thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,691stTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,728thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,232ndMost Accessible: 20,766thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,075thMost Authoritarian: 25,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32,938th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Demosoucia, peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Demosoucian government policy.
  • : Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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