The Matriarchy of Demosoucia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.803 billion Demosoucians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouva Lounchtablia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Demosoucian economy, worth 853 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 224,384 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demosoucia's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Demosoucia is ranked 18,267th in the world and 2nd in The Lunch Table for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,710.78 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Demosoucia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, the word "mother" is the favourite punchline of ribald comics.
- : Following new legislation in
Demosoucia, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Demosoucia, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
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Demosoucia, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
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Demosoucia, peer pressure from cooler world leaders directs Demosoucian government policy.
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Demosoucia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

















































