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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 594thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 997thLargest Retail Industry: 1,716th
The The Altoic dependency of
Father Knows Best State
Cuz
Unitable
Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Demeneconlos

Population6.538 billion

CapitalRepolita
LeaderUnitable
FaithTinism

Currencydemenouse
AnimalI forgor

The The Altoic dependency of Demeneconlos is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Unitable with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.538 billion Demeneconlosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Repolita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Demeneconlosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion demenouses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 226,068 demenouses, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and the single-issue Chocolates for Convicts Party recently won several council seats. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Demeneconlos's national animal is the I forgor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tinism.

Demeneconlos is ranked 17,567th in the world and 1st in ALTO for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 27,326.38 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 594thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 997thLargest Retail Industry: 1,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,322ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,711thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,822ndMost Patriotic: 3,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,965thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,285thFattest Citizens: 4,310thHighest Crime Rates: 4,928thRudest Citizens: 4,977thMost Secular: 5,467thMost Avoided: 5,496thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,362ndMost Cultured: 6,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,409thLargest Black Market: 8,171stHighest Average Incomes: 8,329thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,559thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,818thMost Efficient Economies: 14,190thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,567thSmartest Citizens: 18,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,477thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,344thHighest Economic Output: 23,962ndHighest Food Quality: 25,050thMost Armed: 28,200thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,271st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, the single-issue Chocolates for Convicts Party recently won several council seats.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, raccoons are plump and satiated.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, the blues go away when it's white out.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, three extra hay bales are rolled into Demeneconlos's gold vaults every year.
  • : Following new legislation in Demeneconlos, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.

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