The Sithisilithian Alliance of Decepticon Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord Sithisilith with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.941 billion Dactaurian Sithisilithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dactauria. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dactaurian Sithisilithian economy, worth a remarkable 3,787 trillion Sithisilithurrencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 317,214 Sithisilithurrencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the government has the power to seize property at will, and the giant 80-storey carving of Supreme Overlord Sithisilith in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Decepticon Empire's national animal is the Sithisilithian Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sithisilitheism.

Decepticon Empire is ranked 9,410^th in the world and 1^st in United Sithisilithian States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.18 law-abiding acts per hour.