The District of DC is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Muriel Bowser with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 32.577 billion Washingtonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the John A․ Wilson Building. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The Washingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion DC quarters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,308 DC quarters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of the John A․ Wilson Building, Muriel Bowser has just been declared ruler of DC in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DC's national animal is the wood thrush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DC is ranked 297,041^st in the world and 37^th in Seinfeld for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,941.77 Standard Monetary Units.