The Dictatorship of Dba time ball is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.66 billion Dba time ballians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The all-consuming Dba time ballian economy, worth 467 trillion marks a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 70,157 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,414 per year while the poor average 6,096, a ratio of 65.0 to 1.

Casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Dba time ball's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dba time ball is ranked 245,434^th in the world and 293^rd in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Nicest Citizens, with 1.39 average smiles per day.