The Free Land of Dative is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dat boi with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.54 billion Dativeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouann. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dativean economy, worth 302 trillion Exoneses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 85,326 Exoneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Dativean military unleashed its biological weapons, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and Dativeans also serve as great lightning rods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dative's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yobama.

Dative is ranked 168,961^st in the world and 5^th in Number for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,300.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.