The High Athelingric of Dataopia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.311 billion Dataopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dataopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,052 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering Osearwynn Airport's endless art maze, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dataopia's national animal is the snow leopard and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Dataopia is ranked 12,188^th in the world and 1^st in Cainitium for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 28,961.13 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.