
| Population | 1.28 billion |
| Capital | Khugatsogt |
| Leader | Socrates Vajiralongkorn |
| Faith | Bouche |
| Currency | Kanae |
| Animal | Prairie dog |
The Republic of Dashat is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Socrates Vajiralongkorn with an iron fist, and renowned for its burgeoning Prairie dog population. The cynical population of 1.28 billion Dashatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khugatsogt. The average income tax rate is 39.8%.
The Dashatian economy, worth 48.6 trillion Kanaes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,946 Kanaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Parents often use toddler leashes on rebellious teenagers, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dashat's national animal is the Prairie dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Bouche.
Dashat is ranked 209,966th in the world and 54th in Audinesca for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Dashat, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed.
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Dashat, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
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Dashat, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits.
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Dashat's influence in Audinesca rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Dashat, parents often use toddler leashes on rebellious teenagers.
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Dashat, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
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Dashat, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
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Dashat changed its national faith to "Bouche".
- : Following new legislation in
Dashat, a major religion has been named as Dashat's national religion.
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Dashat, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.









