The Incorporated States of Darrithia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.505 billion Darrithians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Darrithian economy, worth 190 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,371 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darrithia's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Darrithia is ranked 6,569^th in the world and 13^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 40.04 average smiles per day.