The Republic of Daniel45 is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.327 billion Daniel45ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Daniel45ian economy, worth 512 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,221 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, no one born in Daniel45 can fix a leaky faucet, and citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel45's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Daniel45 is ranked 20,009^th in the world and 1^st in New Bilderberg Group for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.5 on the Kitten Softness Rating.