The Empire of Dallas Cowboys is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 23.682 billion Dallas Cowboysians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dallas Cowboysian economy, worth 649 trillion Jerrys a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 27,442 Jerrys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dallas Cowboys's national animal is the Jerry.

Dallas Cowboys is ranked 111,536^th in the world and 2^nd in Dallas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,125.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.