The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Czimo with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.465 billion Czimons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 541 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,026 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, structures are raised on promises, entomologists flock to Tvangsta for its remarkable gadfly population, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 5,663^rd in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Nicest Citizens, with 43.31 average smiles per day.