The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Czimo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.516 billion Czimons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 551 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,046 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The CBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 4,949^th in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 82.48 on the Kitten Softness Rating.