The Fiefdom of Crinko7 is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 125 million Crinko7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Crinko7ian economy, worth 5.51 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,089 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, polygamy is legal, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crinko7's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crinko7 is ranked 229,125^th in the world and 29^th in Crimsons puppets for Most Developed, scoring 52.69 on the Human Development Index.