The Fiefdom of Crinko7 is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 125 million Crinko7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Crinko7ian economy, worth 5.58 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,607 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, polygamy is legal, women across the country are tying the knot, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crinko7's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crinko7 is ranked 227,416^th in the world and 33^rd in Crimsons puppets for Most Developed, scoring 52.69 on the Human Development Index.