The Republic of Crazy Olivia is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.957 billion Crazy Olivians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.5%.

The thriving Crazy Olivian economy, worth 524 trillion teas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,546 teas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,431 per year while the poor average 8,082, a ratio of 32.5 to 1.

People on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Olivia's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazy Olivia is ranked 296,233^rd in the world and 3,601^st in Remembrance for Nicest Citizens, with 1.23 average smiles per day.