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Largest Retail Industry: 2,612thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,781stRudest Citizens: 4,249th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Bordello
The Foundation of Hope
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Cotoken

Population1.182 billion

CurrencyAxis
AnimalDeer

The Dictatorship of Cotoken is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.182 billion Cotokenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cotokenian economy, worth 172 trillion Axes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,918 Axes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,954 per year while the poor average 12,873, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.

Robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime is totally unknown. Cotoken's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cotoken is ranked 208,692nd in the world and 154th in Kelios for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,612thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,781stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,507thFattest Citizens: 8,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,119thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,817thMost Cultured: 11,789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,899thHighest Food Quality: 13,429thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,625thMost Efficient Economies: 15,368thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,555thSmartest Citizens: 20,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,887thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,907thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,346thMost Developed: 27,644thHighest Average Incomes: 27,672ndLargest Mining Sector: 27,696thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30,508th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cotoken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Cotoken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, Cotoken City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in Cotoken, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Cotoken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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