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Most Primitive: 873rdBest Weather: 6,400thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,632nd
The Primeval Thalassocracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Bho Reothairt gu Gealach an Abachaidh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Corryvreckan

Population928 million

CapitalCathair Cailleach
LeaderQueen Carline Hairst-Lanmara

Currencyclach
Animalporpoise

The Primeval Thalassocracy of Corryvreckan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Carline Hairst-Lanmara with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 928 million Vreckaners are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair Cailleach. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corryvreckanian economy, worth 91.5 trillion claches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,643 claches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The land is no place for fish, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and Corryvreckanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corryvreckan's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Corryvreckan is ranked 83,669th in the world and 278th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,695.87 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 873rdTop
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Best Weather: 6,400thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,632ndMost Cultured: 7,009thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,666thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,815thMost Devout: 10,753rdHighest Food Quality: 11,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,035thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,674thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,200thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,937thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,340thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,604thHealthiest Citizens: 21,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,502ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 25,135thMost Income Equality: 25,988thMost Developed: 28,935thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29,140th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 112th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Corryvreckan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Corryvreckan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, Corryvreckanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, the land is no place for fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings.
  • : Corryvreckan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Corryvreckan, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".

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