Consumer Slang

SUV- Battle tank
Minivan- Small battle tank
Just another Friday- Mass shooting
Toys- Lethal military weapons
Fascists- Big government advocates
Communism- Business regulations
Government- A subsidiary of Laws Inc.
Suburbs- Streets lined with mansions
Slums- Streets not lined with mansions
Police- A group of people we can't seem to get rid of
Laws- Suggestions
Fascist Dictatorship- Any country with more government than Corporoat
Fur- Any animal that can be skinned for fur
Crime- Fake word the WA uses to make us look bad
Parliament- LARPers who pretend that they're passing legislation