The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.741 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,237 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 418,166 adverts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,837,254 per year while the poor average 22,607, a ratio of 125 to 1.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, the Corporoatian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 221,361^st in the world and 9^th in TopCornion for Most Developed, scoring 48.26 on the Human Development Index.