The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.447 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 6,806 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 506,206 adverts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,476,918 per year while the poor average 26,359, a ratio of 131 to 1.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of TopCornion, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, and the official Corporoatian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 1,968^th in the world and 1^st in TopCornion for Most Pro-Market, scoring 97.56 on the Rand Index.