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Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 15th
The United Conglomerates of
Anarchy
Central government is for the weak.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Corporoat

Population13.447 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.447 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 6,806 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 506,206 adverts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,476,918 per year while the poor average 26,359, a ratio of 131 to 1.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of TopCornion, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, and the official Corporoatian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 1,968th in the world and 1st in TopCornion for Most Pro-Market, scoring 97.56 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thMost Armed: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20thHighest Drug Use: 25thFattest Citizens: 35thMost Avoided: 41stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 84thMost Rebellious Youth: 84thHighest Disposable Incomes: 106thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 260thHighest Average Incomes: 406thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 601stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 720thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 771stMost Corrupt Governments: 941stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,272ndMost Inclusive: 1,439thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,737thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,752ndMost Politically Free: 1,786thHighest Economic Output: 1,825thMost Pro-Market: 1,968thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,075thTop
5%
Most Cultured: 2,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,728thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,266thMost Stationary: 10,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,924thSmartest Citizens: 11,584thMost Influential: 11,638thMost Efficient Economies: 12,128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,629thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,582ndTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 19,023rdMost Extreme: 22,153rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,683rdLargest Black Market: 24,540th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the official Corporoatian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation is known as the cheapskates of TopCornion.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, Corporoatian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Coffee Machine.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.

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