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Largest Retail Industry: 9thRudest Citizens: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 34th
The United Conglomerates of
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Central government is for the weak.
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Economy
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Corporoat

Population7.258 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.258 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,932 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 404,020 adverts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,063,280 per year while the poor average 43,551, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 236,889th in the world and 10th in TopCornion for Most Pacifist, with 2.06 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 9thRudest Citizens: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 34thMost Armed: 45thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58thFattest Citizens: 97thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 120thMost Avoided: 173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 175thMost Rebellious Youth: 215thHighest Disposable Incomes: 236thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 472ndHighest Average Incomes: 735thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 752ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 815thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,233rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,361stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,381stLargest Mining Sector: 1,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,354thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,710thHighest Drug Use: 2,872ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,394thMost Cultured: 4,584thHighest Economic Output: 4,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,650thMost Efficient Economies: 7,899thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,574thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,010thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,859thMost Devout: 15,055thMost Stationary: 15,147thSmartest Citizens: 15,372ndMost Politically Free: 15,458thMost Pro-Market: 15,854thMost Influential: 16,905thLargest Black Market: 17,759thMost Extreme: 19,210thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,322ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,366th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.

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