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Largest Retail Industry: 9thRudest Citizens: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 28th
The United Conglomerates of
Anarchy
Central government is for the weak.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Corporoat

Population7.741 billion

CapitalBargainburg
LeaderCoffee Machine
FaithCapitalism

Currencyadvert
Animalfur

The United Conglomerates of Corporoat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Coffee Machine with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.741 billion Consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bargainburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corporoatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,237 trillion adverts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 418,166 adverts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,837,254 per year while the poor average 22,607, a ratio of 125 to 1.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, the Corporoatian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corporoat's national animal is the fur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Corporoat is ranked 221,361st in the world and 9th in TopCornion for Most Developed, scoring 48.26 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 9thRudest Citizens: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 28thMost Armed: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thFattest Citizens: 87thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 105thLargest Gambling Industry: 135thMost Avoided: 160thMost Rebellious Youth: 202ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 210thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 371stHighest Average Incomes: 654thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 807thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,138thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,184thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,311thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,414thLargest Mining Sector: 1,634thHighest Drug Use: 1,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,334thMost Inclusive: 2,449thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,400thMost Efficient Economies: 4,193rdHighest Economic Output: 4,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,319thMost Cultured: 4,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,749thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,783rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,896thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,234thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,491stSmartest Citizens: 13,925thMost Devout: 14,750thMost Stationary: 14,807thMost Pro-Market: 15,184thMost Politically Free: 15,508thMost Influential: 16,518thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,671stMost Extreme: 16,883rdLargest Black Market: 17,334thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,220th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the Corporoatian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporoat, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Corporoat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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