The Kingdom of Coolmanmop is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning mop population. The hard-working, cynical population of 56 million Coolmanmopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Coolmanmopian economy, worth 2.50 trillion Ones a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 44,585 Ones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Coolmanmop's national animal is the mop, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coolmanmop is ranked 234,502^nd in the world and 9^th in The Tolotai Order for Safest, scoring 40.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.