The Kosovo Founder of Controls is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 30.968 billion Controlers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Controlsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 41,625 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Controls to be bombproof. Crime is moderate. Controls's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Unitarism.

Controls is ranked 200,217^th in the world and 1^st in Kosovo for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.