The Republic of Consul73 is a very large, genial nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 389 million Consul73ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.9%.

The very strong Consul73ian economy, worth 25.4 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,298 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", some say that Leader can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consul73's national animal is the elephant.

Consul73 is ranked 127,080^th in the world and 31^st in Lower Llobregat for Largest Black Market, with 1.59 trillion Standard Monetary Units.