Population | 30.459 billion |
Capital | ConsergoCity |
Leader | MrConsergo |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The Corporation of Consergo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrConsergo with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 30.459 billion Consergoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ConsergoCity. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Consergoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,075 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,804 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consergo's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Consergo is ranked 284,661st in the world and 200th in Nederland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Consergo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, Most Stationary, and Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Consergo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Consergo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Consergo, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
- : Following new legislation in Consergo, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
- : Following new legislation in Consergo, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Consergo, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in Consergo, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
- : Consergo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Consergo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.