The Republic of Comraida is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.031 billion Comraidans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Comraidan economy, worth 264 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 52,488 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,291 per year while the poor average 3,290, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Comraida's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Comraida is ranked 248,882^nd in the world and 1^st in Vodka cleanup machine for Safest, scoring 30.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.