The Theocracy of Completely random nation is a small, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 36 million Randians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The strong Randish economy, worth 1.73 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,985 rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,351 per year while the poor average 6,236, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and a popular Randish saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime is a problem. Completely random nation's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Completely random nation is ranked 121,502^nd in the world and 5^th in Koala worshers for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.