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Most Armed: 13,976thMost Devout: 14,531stLargest Black Market: 20,025th
The Thanks denis of
Authoritarian Democracy
God, Homeland, Liberty
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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Communism is when the gov does stuff

Population11.613 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalunicorn

The Thanks denis of Communism is when the gov does stuff is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.613 billion Communism is when the gov does stuffians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The very strong Communism is when the gov does stuffian economy, worth 732 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,058 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,455 per year while the poor average 14,675, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, structures are raised on promises, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communism is when the gov does stuff's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communism is when the gov does stuff is ranked 307,278th in the world and 4,626th in eta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Armed: 13,976thMost Devout: 14,531stTop
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Largest Black Market: 20,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,548thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,325thBest Weather: 31,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 32,306th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionMost Armed: 111th in the regionLargest Populations: 149th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Black Market: 206th in the regionBest Weather: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 333rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 387th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 390th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 398th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 438th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 455th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 460th in the regionMost Patriotic: 476th in the region

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