The Republic of Colisemova is a massive, genial nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.003 billion Colisemovans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Semovia. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colisemovan economy, worth 105 trillion florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,592 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bris parties are all the rage, nobody is quite sure what goes into factory nutrient blocks, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colisemova's national animal is the dove.

Colisemova is ranked 15,183^rd in the world and 6^th in Glass Gallows for Most Developed, scoring 88.26 on the Human Development Index.