The Republic of Clueless is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 1.15 billion Cluelessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The Cluelessian economy, worth 63.5 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,204 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clueless's national animal is the elephant.

Clueless is ranked 85,221^st in the world and 33^rd in Stygian Abbey for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.