The Republic of Cloudflare Inc is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 1.495 billion Cloudflare Incians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cloudflare Incian economy, worth 109 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,917 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloudflare Inc's national animal is the shares, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cloudflare Inc is ranked 110,576^th in the world and 207^th in OTC Markets for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,779.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.