The Programming Language of Clojure is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7 billion Clojureans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clojurean economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion forints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,974 forints, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 507,443 per year while the poor average 48,444, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clojure's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clojure is ranked 26,027^th in the world and 26^th in Koprulu Sector for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,882.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.