The Republic of Classical Greece is a very large, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 472 million Classical Greeceans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Classical Greecean economy, worth 25.4 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,713 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

No one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Classical Greece's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Classical Greece is ranked 257,072^nd in the world and 68^th in Historia for Safest, scoring 26.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.