The Kingdom of Cibinium is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 521 million Cibiniumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabinov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The strong Cibiniumian economy, worth 30.0 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,563 denarii, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Cibinium's new capital. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Cibinium's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cibinium is ranked 58,915^th in the world and 119^th in Lone Wolves United for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 51,691.64 Standard Monetary Units.