The Republic of Chitinsky District is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 519 million Chitinsky Districtians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.6%.

The thriving Chitinsky Districtian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,949 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,748 per year while the poor average 15,663, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', Chitinsky District City is a police state during international summits, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitinsky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chitinsky District is ranked 123,556^th in the world and 812^th in Novaya Zemlya for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 603.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.