The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion LXXIX is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.891 billion Chimoreian Imperial Legion LXXIXians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimoreian Imperial Legion LXXIXian economy, worth 210 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,408 K'ihs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and the first sword of Chimoreian Imperial Legion LXXIX does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Imperial Legion LXXIX's national animal is the Leo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chimoreian Imperial Legion LXXIX is ranked 216,120^th in the world and 6,926^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 29.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.